Life's a dream, keep sleeping.

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    pikminpicker:

    I hope the degree of customization is very high.

    (vía darthmoonmoon)

    Fuente: pikminpicker

  2.   madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

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    madamjellyfish666:

    pleatedjeans:

    Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

    "LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

    I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

    (vía darthmoonmoon)

    Fuente: pleatedjeans

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    yestermorning:

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    Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

    (vía darthmoonmoon)

    Fuente: yestermorning

  4.   gatorfox:

thecerealwizard:

lordjazor:

ask-iz-the-vampire:

riddlemehiddlespook:

all-american-oncest:

totheready:

latuladoesth3hula:

singacrossthemoon:

xxkriztinaxxgabriellexx:

control-collapse-collide:

The fuck is this? 

my day is made.

The fuck? The fuck?The fuck is in the air?The fuck?There’s white shit everywhere~The fuck? I must be fuckin’ bakedAnd this shit’s pro’lly fakeThe hell, Jack, did we take?The fuck? 

the fuck? the fuck?
there’s somethin’ fucking wrong
the fuck?
these bitches singin’ songs
the fuck?
the streets are lined with sketchy creatures laughing
why the fuck is they so happy?
goddamn these things are creepy!
the fuck is this?
the fuck!

jesus h christ.

IT GOT BETTER

I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE THE SAME

I’M DYING

I was bored.

peeing myself

Oh jeeze

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    gatorfox:

    thecerealwizard:

    lordjazor:

    ask-iz-the-vampire:

    riddlemehiddlespook:

    all-american-oncest:

    totheready:

    latuladoesth3hula:

    singacrossthemoon:

    xxkriztinaxxgabriellexx:

    control-collapse-collide:

    The fuck is this? 

    my day is made.

    The fuck? The fuck?
    The fuck is in the air?
    The fuck?
    There’s white shit everywhere~
    The fuck?
    I must be fuckin’ baked
    And this shit’s pro’lly fake
    The hell, Jack, did we take?
    The fuck? 

    the fuck? the fuck?

    there’s somethin’ fucking wrong

    the fuck?

    these bitches singin’ songs

    the fuck?

    the streets are lined with sketchy creatures laughing

    why the fuck is they so happy?

    goddamn these things are creepy!

    the fuck is this?

    the fuck!

    jesus h christ.

    IT GOT BETTER

    I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE THE SAME

    I’M DYING

    I was bored.

    peeing myself

    Oh jeeze

    (vía peter-pans-booty-shorts)

    Fuente: princesskenoo

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    for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

    50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

    johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

    comboreversal:

    puffpuffpeace:

    baby baby baby 

    This literally just crushed me.

    I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

    mother of god, we have all done a sin

    Its like an animal abuse commercial 

    (vía peter-pans-booty-shorts)

    Fuente: damnafricawhathappened

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    (vía gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

    Fuente: lolgifs.net

  7.   sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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    sleepybrowneyes:

    seifukucat:

    googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

    His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

    (vía peter-pans-booty-shorts)

    Fuente: seifukucat

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    julianocasabranca:

    FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

    (vía peter-pans-booty-shorts)

    Fuente: julianocasabranca

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    ally0mazing:

    Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
    The chamber of sassiness
    The prisoner of sasskaban
    The goblet of sass
    The sass blood prince
    The sassy hallows

    The sassiest boy who lived…..

    (vía spiza)

    Fuente: ally0mazing

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    c-cassandra:

    my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

    (vía spiza)

    Fuente: c-cassandra