I hope the degree of customization is very high.
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
The fuck is this?
my day is made.
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
There’s white shit everywhere~
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
the fuck? the fuck?
there’s somethin’ fucking wrong
these bitches singin’ songs
the streets are lined with sketchy creatures laughing
why the fuck is they so happy?
goddamn these things are creepy!
the fuck is this?
jesus h christ.
IT GOT BETTER
I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE THE SAME
baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE
mother of god, we have all done a sin
Its like an animal abuse commercial
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows
The sassiest boy who lived…..
my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3